Grumpy Old Man Thread

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:07 pm

I should add while we're sewing up, the U.S.is a fucking crazy example of anything, ever. For instance their concern over the carnage that will ensue if someone does 60 on an empty freeway, but the willingness to let Chad carry on driving when slaughtered, switching lanes at will with no indicator, because he passed your dumb-ass field sobriety test.

Don't get me started on that country :lol:
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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby kennyb41 » Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:28 pm

Shyte watching porn on ur mobile fer a wank.
Just coz you're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't after you....Show me a good loser and i'll show you a fcking loser...I owe I owe it's off to work I go.

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby FER » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:28 pm

Excuse me?
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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby London_White » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:42 pm

kennyb41 wrote:Shyte watching porn on ur mobile fer a wank.

Especially when there isn't a seat on the train and you have to hold on to a rail and try and hold the phone with the same hand

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby kennyb41 » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:49 pm

I know,fcking murder.
Just coz you're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't after you....Show me a good loser and i'll show you a fcking loser...I owe I owe it's off to work I go.

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby kennyb41 » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:45 pm

FER wrote:Excuse me?


Don't tell me....wrong thread?
Just coz you're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't after you....Show me a good loser and i'll show you a fcking loser...I owe I owe it's off to work I go.

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Ontolly » Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:58 pm

DPD delivery- fucking shyster cunts.

I made a small and insignificant purchase on ebay from a charity. Postage £6. DPD contacted me and advised they would deliver on Wednesday. I told them I wouldn't be in and arranged for the parcel to be dropped off at a local shop.

Wednesday morning DPD contacted me to say that the sender had refused the parcel to be left at a shop and they would be delivering that day. They can't get access to my flat so of course they couldn't deliver. My choices were to do a round trip to Stoke or pay a "premium" £5 and they would deliver on Saturday sometime between 8am and 5pm.

I contacted the charity and called them all the cunts under the sun - hospice or no hospice. They sent a lovely note back stating thart they never told DPD not to leave it at the shop.

So DPD have had it. They contacted me to say it's the shop's fault now. I've told them they are gangsters trying to shake me down and because of them I've been abusive to Kevin from the hospice. They can keep the fucking parcel and for my part I will be telling every cunt I meet what a set of scamming shake down incompetent bastards they are. This post is part of that process.

They just text me to say that they will be delivering the parcel obn Monday "as per your instructions" :roll:

Cunts are misrepresenting me now.

Anybody who made it to the end of this post thank you for listening and avoid DPD. God save the Royal Mail.
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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:52 pm

Always liked DPD, myself.





If you'd said Yodel, well.....
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Still Hates Gordon Watson » Sat Feb 16, 2019 12:03 am

Blackwhite wrote:Always liked DPD, myself.





If you'd said Yodel, well.....


Yeah, fucking hate Yodel. They once threw an item over a seven foot gate and, surprise, it got damaged. They’re delivering a load of beer to me tomorrow - god help me.

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Feb 16, 2019 8:54 am

I've had exactly that experience on several occasions. I've taken to sending emails to the company shipping, telling them I won't order again cos it's not worth it.


I don't use Amazon, but my neighbours use them a lot and I've seen some terrible shit from their last mile drivers, chucked out of moving cars, you name it.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby deannawilliam » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:14 am

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Andymac-47 » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:35 am

deannawilliam wrote:We are famous in the leather industry with our best Smallville Leather Jacket quality of leather and its stuff we are providing service from all over the world with shipping specially free shipping in the USA, CANADA, AUSTRALIA, and the UK we have our official website which is https://www.buymoviejackets.com/


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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Mustafaster » Tue Mar 05, 2019 10:09 am

Fuckin guitarists.
Yeah, you can play a zillion notes a second with that tapping nonsense. Very good.
By the way, your guitar has three pickups and you can select any combination, you don't have to use the bridge pickup on full treble on every bloody song.
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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby welshwhite » Tue Mar 05, 2019 10:49 am

deannawilliam wrote:We are famous in the leather industry with our best Smallville Leather Jacket quality of leather and its stuff we are providing service from all over the world with shipping specially free shipping in the USA, CANADA, AUSTRALIA, and the UK we have our official website which is https://www.buymoviejackets.com/


I'm in Thailand at the moment. Do you deliver?

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Eddies Boots » Tue Mar 05, 2019 7:24 pm

Mustafaster wrote:Fuckin guitarists.
Yeah, you can play a zillion notes a second with that tapping nonsense. Very good.
By the way, your guitar has three pickups and you can select any combination, you don't have to use the bridge pickup on full treble on every bloody song.


No idea what this is about, but excellent use of the thread :lol:

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby FER » Wed Mar 06, 2019 1:21 pm

Eddies Boots wrote:
Mustafaster wrote:Fuckin guitarists.
Yeah, you can play a zillion notes a second with that tapping nonsense. Very good.
By the way, your guitar has three pickups and you can select any combination, you don't have to use the bridge pickup on full treble on every bloody song.


No idea what this is about, but excellent use of the thread :lol:


Me either, but props to Musta for his succinct whinging about a very specific ... something. :salute:
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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby OWETB » Wed Mar 06, 2019 1:35 pm

FER wrote:
Me either, but props to Musta for his succinct whinging about a very specific ... something. :salute:


And expecting us to know just what the fuck he was on about.

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Mustafaster » Wed Mar 06, 2019 2:25 pm

Ya see, most guitars, they got three pickups wot produce the sound.
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They have different characteristics.
The one wots nearest the neck has a deep sound, the one in the middle a balanced sound and the one nearest the end of the guitar is the bridge pickup and has a trebly sound.
You can choose any combination of them by using the pickup selector.
The guitar also has separate tone controls so it gives you a huge variety of sounds.
It's a fabulous bit of design.
So, our guitarist has spent so much time listening to music at high volumes he's lost the ability to hear the higher frequencies.
The cunt.
So to compensate for this he boosts the treble as far as it will go.
The cunt.
Result: horrible screeching banshee wailing.
And being a guitarist you can't tell him owt because it sets off his PMT.
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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Mar 06, 2019 4:59 pm

Would it not just be quicker to tell him? Or are you hoping we'll bump into him and have The Difficult Chat?
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Mustafaster » Wed Mar 06, 2019 5:23 pm

Blackwhite wrote:Would it not just be quicker to tell him? Or are you hoping we'll bump into him and have The Difficult Chat?

You can't tell guitarists owt.
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