Hey, Brett. Is there something wrong with that mans speech, he's ending his sentences rather sharply and louder than the rest of it. And what the fuck is a "spydor"?
I'm loving the fact they called one of the spydors, Dwayne
If I ever catch one I'll call it Rhys
Stay safe, Brett. And if one of those fuckers ever nips you, then you know we're all here for you
I'm spending most of March in Thailand, B. You should make the short journey and join me for a few bottles of cold Leo. The Leeds Utd bar streams all the live games
Nothing wrong with his speech, Rhys. He emigrated here as a youngster from Wales, and he used to end every sentence sharper and louder with the word “see.” Fortunately, he talks more normally now.
Anyhow, the Reptile Park is looking forward to your arrival. They say when funnel web season ends they can put you on croc duty. The crocs try and swim over the fence when it floods so they need someone to push them back with a broom. The last bloke was unreliable and disappeared altogether in that big downpour we had a couple of weeks ago. They found his broom and boots floating in the water so I guess he must have just taken off - unreliable bludger. One of the crocs is still unaccounted for thanks to him so they definitely need someone with your experience of old crocs from previous marriages.
Not sure Thailand is a good idea with Covid 19, Rhys. Looking at the death rate by sex and age group it seems to be targeting old blokes like us. You might want to rethink that.
Are Leeds doing another pre season tour to God’s Own Country this year? If so, BobbyD, you and me can all go to that together. Booby was disappointed you didn’t join us last year in Parramatta and is looking forward to seeing you again.
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