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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Wakefield White » Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:11 am

Phil LUFC wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:Has anyone tried to do the citizenship test?

Straight in, no cheating. I’m packing my bags.

50%.


Ditto, I got almost nothing on history questions.
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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby metalsmurf » Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:28 am

Wakefield White wrote:
Phil LUFC wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:Has anyone tried to do the citizenship test?

Straight in, no cheating. I’m packing my bags.

50%.


Ditto, I got almost nothing on history questions.

62.5%
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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby eric olthwaite » Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:53 am

An example of the silliness therein: asking the date of the Emancipation Act. Now, random things I knew, off the top of my head:
- What it did
- That William Wilberforce was instrumental in promoting it
- That it compensated slave owners but not freed slaves
- That it was early-ish in the 19th century

But did I know the actual date? No, of course not.

Curiously, Wiki tells me that it wasn’t even formally titled the Emancipation Act, it was the Slavery Abolition Act. All in all, it’s bollocks. What does learning a number teach you?
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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Ponte » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:06 pm

37.5% :shock: :mrgreen:
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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Quiffy » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:47 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:Has anyone tried to do the citizenship test?

Straight in, no cheating. I’m packing my bags.

i've failed. 16 out of 24, 66.6%. time to go.
increasing doubt, decreasing hope, even my imaginary friend went and changed his mind.

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:48 pm

All of you can get in the fucking van. Heathrow next flight out.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Devi » Sat Feb 15, 2020 3:01 pm

62.5%

But that’s not a citizenship test: it’s a history exam!
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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby dirty leeds » Sun Feb 16, 2020 12:15 pm



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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby kennyb41 » Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:09 pm

What an absolute tragic case and life.

The Joker sprang to mind.
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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby FER » Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:16 pm

58.33%

Stupid test.
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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Feb 17, 2020 3:48 pm


Surely they could give him one budgie and see. The risk seems worth the benefit.



What's odd about this one is that he's obviously a horrible psycho, but with something of a moral sense that I can almost start to identify with, and that's uncomfortable. :shock:
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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby OWETB » Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:31 pm

Musta, are they really singing what the subtitles are saying...


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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Quiffy » Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:46 pm

'fraid not....
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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Vampire » Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:49 am

For comparison, the Australian Citizenship Test

Huge controversy when they removed the question on Don Bradman’s test average, but I still think you’ll find it easier than the UK one.
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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Quiffy » Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:30 pm

teamwork
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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Feb 19, 2020 7:10 am

Guess your ideal occupation from your Twitter posts.

Scientists are curious, idealistic, passionate, cynical and tactless apparently. Who knew.
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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby eric olthwaite » Wed Feb 19, 2020 8:19 am

Blackwhite wrote:Guess your ideal occupation from your Twitter posts.

Scientists are curious, idealistic, passionate, cynical and tactless apparently. Who knew.


Damn. Thought that was going to be a fun link to click, telling me I ought to be a serial killer.
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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby welshwhite » Wed Feb 19, 2020 10:42 am

Vampire wrote:For comparison, the Australian Citizenship Test

Huge controversy when they removed the question on Don Bradman’s test average, but I still think you’ll find it easier than the UK one.


19 out of 20

I passed the test :thumbl:

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Feb 19, 2020 7:39 pm

Just got around to that quiz. By blind luck (what a stupid fucking rote exercise this is designed as, then) I'm allowed to stay when you're all deported.



There goes the neighborhood.
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