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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Devi » Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:53 pm

Warms the very cockles, this...

I like it. What is it?

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby eric olthwaite » Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:04 pm

This OTOH does the literal absolute opposite of warming your cockles

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby dirty leeds » Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:05 pm

Cheers for that, Eric. Lucky he was wearing a glove on it, then.

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Dec 12, 2019 6:35 pm

Devi wrote:Warms the very cockles, this...


Dusty in here.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Ponte » Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:40 pm

dirty leeds wrote:Cheers for that, Eric. Lucky he was wearing a glove on it, then.

:lol:
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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby eric olthwaite » Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:49 pm

Ponte wrote:
dirty leeds wrote:Cheers for that, Eric. Lucky he was wearing a glove on it, then.

:lol:

The dick / glove / handlebar situation is a mystery. It's no wonder the kid fell off the fucking thing.

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:01 pm

That doctor memoir This Is Going To Hurt has a lad degloved sliding down a rough lamppost he'd shinned up.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby London_White » Fri Dec 13, 2019 7:01 pm

Kid at my school lost a bollock sliding down a goalpost, it had hooks on it for the net. He should have noticed as it was his job to unhook the net.
Nearly fifty years ago but I can still hear the scream

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Dec 13, 2019 7:26 pm

Talk about bulging the onion bag.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Devi » Sat Dec 14, 2019 9:27 pm

O/T Shit* photos that girls like

https://www.nhm.ac.uk/visit/wpy/communi ... abble.html

* not shit at all
I like it. What is it?

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby OWETB » Sun Dec 15, 2019 5:07 pm


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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Dec 15, 2019 5:11 pm


Not very :lol:

Not even any PPE or signage mentioned, and can only imagine this would need a 3A supply (edit: apparently not)... Yeah, best left :mrgreen:
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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby eric olthwaite » Mon Dec 16, 2019 8:03 am


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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby dirty leeds » Mon Dec 16, 2019 9:38 am

Have sympathy for anyone who gets burgled/robbed, but why the fuck does anyone want to accumulate that much jewellery?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-50806902

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby eric olthwaite » Mon Dec 16, 2019 9:47 am

dirty leeds wrote: but why the fuck does anyone want to accumulate that much jewellery?


I did this house in Chelsea up* a few years ago for a director of a major bank and his family. They were nice enough people on a personal level, I guess, but the wife seemed to buy the husband a new watch every Christmas, so he had at least a dozen £20k (minimum) watches. I thought, 'mate, it shows the time on your phone'. Rich people are often fairly silly like that.

*I say 'did up'. I think we spent £4-5m or summat.

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby the flying pig » Mon Dec 16, 2019 11:27 am

speaking from a position of total ignorance on this subject, £50m worth makes no sense to me, other than for the queen.

the only thing they itemise is a £80k bracelet, well you'd need 625 of these to get to £50m, surely that's impossible?

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby dirty leeds » Mon Dec 16, 2019 11:32 am

Shows a distinct lack of imagination if all you can think of to spend your spare 50m on is a few trinkets.

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby dirty leeds » Mon Dec 16, 2019 4:32 pm

Not even Kiko is this mad.

Oof:

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Proud to be Leeds » Mon Dec 16, 2019 6:42 pm



Ahhh, I wish I'd seen this before getting my bruv's Crimbo present.
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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Quiffy » Mon Dec 16, 2019 9:43 pm

Quiffy wrote:
my squad is worth £8 on the dot.


and a week later it's worth £8.66. kalvin, lord bamford and bowen being the main reasons :D
increasing doubt, decreasing hope, even my imaginary friend went and changed his mind.


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