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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby eric olthwaite » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:10 pm

Setting aside all moral concerns, I think the state of it would worry me. Maggots up your jap’s eye?
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby dirty leeds » Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:34 am

eric olthwaite wrote:Setting aside all moral concerns, I think the state of it would worry me. Maggots up your jap’s eye?


Sounds like a Finnish version of 'Cheers!'.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:08 am

dirty leeds wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:Setting aside all moral concerns, I think the state of it would worry me. Maggots up your jap’s eye?


Sounds like a Finnish version of 'Cheers!'.

Who played the Ted Danson role?
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby OWETB » Sat Feb 02, 2019 1:55 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:Setting aside all moral concerns, I think the state of it would worry me. Maggots up your jap’s eye?


The amount of thought and consideration you have put into this is proper devient stuff.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby eric olthwaite » Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:44 pm

The Chinese have invented a wanking machine:



To save Kenny a trip to Thailand to hump ladyboys, you can buy one here
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:46 pm

I think kenny catches more than he pitches iykwim. Definite bottom vibe.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby kennyb41 » Tue Apr 09, 2019 5:04 pm

Nah no need the massage parlours in Ho Chi Minh are just fine n dandy @ $5 per hour....not including happy ending of course,that's just a little extra.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:49 pm

Stay classy, Oregon. The diametric Florida.


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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby eric olthwaite » Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:58 pm

Wakey

EDIT: ah, no. Wakey paper, happened in Leeds, nonce from Donny.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Devi » Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:39 pm

I like it. What is it?

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Eddies Boots » Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:35 pm



Can only smile at something like that going on... and for the judge finding a non-jail punishment.
All is right with the world when 60-somethings get their kicks with sex in public :lol: :lol:

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Terre Harte II » Tue Sep 17, 2019 12:38 am



How could that woman resist the charms?
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby kennyb41 » Tue Sep 17, 2019 5:33 am

He resembles a certain bigoted member of TSB, be interesting to know his whereabouts on those dates.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby eric olthwaite » Thu Oct 24, 2019 3:49 pm

Ah yes, Wigan

I do like the way they always use ‘having sex with’ in these inanimate object wanking sessions. That’s not really quite correct.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Dec 18, 2019 6:13 pm

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby eric olthwaite » Wed Dec 18, 2019 6:48 pm

Blackwhite wrote:Good old Shippers.


I seem to recall that public masturbation was an issue when he was on the pitch, to be fair.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby eric olthwaite » Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:06 pm

Not a perversion as such I suppose, just that she appears to have attended the Karen Matthews school of charm and seduction.

Hole in her uniform indeed :puker:
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Terre Harte II » Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:12 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:Not a perversion as such I suppose, just that she appears to have attended the Karen Matthews school of charm and seduction.

Hole in her uniform indeed :puker:


Who could possibility resist a woman who looks like the doctor from “The Third Man”?
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