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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby FER » Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:11 pm



He used to drink in my old local. Don't remember him myself, but some of the guys pointed it out when talking about this story.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Aug 07, 2017 5:42 pm

FER wrote:


He used to drink in my old local. Don't remember him myself, but some of the guys pointed it out when talking about this story.


Did he trail wrecked pum pum in his wake?
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Sep 09, 2017 4:45 pm

I'd love to think this is real...

Spoilerfication I think as NSFW...

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby metalsmurf » Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:22 pm

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby eric olthwaite » Fri Feb 02, 2018 3:24 pm

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby the flying pig » Fri Feb 02, 2018 6:37 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:Just no


That's a perversion, all right.

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OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Ontolly » Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:21 pm

I wish I could Unsee that headline.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby eric olthwaite » Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:23 pm

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OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Ontolly » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:55 pm



It already did although to be fair the wanker in question was watching Sheridan taking a free kick [emoji15]

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby the flying pig » Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:07 pm

Ontolly wrote:


It already did although to be fair the wanker in question was watching Sheridan taking a free kick [emoji15]


nah, definitely a case of 'look, no hands!' where a shez free kick was concerned.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Mar 11, 2018 9:38 pm

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.


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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:56 pm

the flying pig wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5589037/Pervert-51-filmed-having-sex-Staffordshire-bull-terrier-jailed.html#article-5589037

That's ruff.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:33 am

yorkiesknob wrote:https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/man-who-had-sex-with-horse-said-it-gave-consent-by-winking-at-him/news-story/6afb81210f2311d6fafd003748948fd7

Vampire! You dirty bastard!
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Quiffy » Wed Jul 18, 2018 8:59 am

yorkiesknob wrote:https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/man-who-had-sex-with-horse-said-it-gave-consent-by-winking-at-him/news-story/6afb81210f2311d6fafd003748948fd7

He told police the filly smelt his crotch and winked at him, which he believed was the animal giving consent, The Daily Examiner of Grafton reported.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:16 am

The horse had poorly expressed some economic opinions shamelessly copied from an LSE treatise on free trade, and at this point the defendant, a Mr Brett Vampire, was overcome by passion and sought out a step ladder.

The towel wrapped around the defendant's penis was, he said "so she feels something".

The horse, named Mr Edd, was unavailable for comment.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Ontolly » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:52 pm

Speaking of which I see that Cliff has not only got away with it again but picked up a cheque from the license payertoo :puker: :scratch: :santa: :santa: :santa:
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby JohnGiles » Wed Jul 18, 2018 2:53 pm

Ontolly wrote:Speaking of which I see that Cliff has not only got away with it again but picked up a cheque from the license payertoo :puker: :scratch: :santa: :santa: :santa:


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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Vampire » Wed Jul 18, 2018 9:35 pm

Blackwhite wrote:
The horse had poorly expressed some economic opinions shamelessly copied from an LSE treatise on free trade, and at this point the defendant, a Mr Brett Vampire, was overcome by passion and sought out a step ladder.

The towel wrapped around the defendant's penis was, he said "so she feels something".

The horse, named Mr Edd, was unavailable for comment.


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