OT general news on sexual perversions

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby eric olthwaite » Tue Feb 28, 2017 4:03 pm

Seriously perverted and troubled couple:

a) Is there a worse mass-market pizza provider than Domino's?
b) Who the fuck actually calls in? Thought everyone just rang the fuckers up, or ordered online.

* before you point out the apparent contradiction in the statement under a) and the experience implied under b), a couple of my kids actually like this shite, sadly.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby the flying pig » Tue Feb 28, 2017 4:29 pm

I've eaten dominos, I don't think it's an awful takeaway, but it's the prices that I can't fathom - the thick end of £20 for a sloppy old pizza stuck to a cardboard box? this is why I'd never even contemplate ordering one myself [I daresay they have promotions, voucher codes etc but whatever].

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby eric olthwaite » Tue Feb 28, 2017 4:56 pm

the flying pig wrote:I've eaten dominos, I don't think it's an awful takeaway, but it's the prices that I can't fathom - the thick end of £20 for a sloppy old pizza stuck to a cardboard box? this is why I'd never even contemplate ordering one myself [I daresay they have promotions, voucher codes etc but whatever].


They seem to follow the Majestic Wine / Dunkin Donuts business model: buy one, get ripped off; buy a quantity to suit the population of Eritrea, get a bargain. Seriously though, that stuff they call 'sausage' - I haven't tasted processed meat that ugly since about 1973.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby thechubbyone » Tue Feb 28, 2017 5:47 pm

Dominos are the DFS of pizza takeaway. You can always get a 50% off voucher, after which the price is vaguely acceptable. At full price you're looking at way more than you would pay in a nice Italian restaurant.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Tue Feb 28, 2017 5:49 pm

Ponte wrote:I was in Scarborough on Saturday. This is not an admission of guilt.

Nah, it's definitely a chick.

the flying pig wrote:I've eaten dominos, I don't think it's an awful takeaway,

Wash yer mouth out. Vile dreck. Should be named by law as pizza-style replacement snack product.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Tue Feb 28, 2017 5:52 pm

Surprisingly, she's actually worth a jump.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby AndyPaul » Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:01 pm

Blackwhite wrote:Surprisingly, she's actually worth a jump.


Definitely worth a Sloppy Giuseppe

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Wakefield White » Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:04 pm

I'd stuff her crust!
Fuck you Rod Liddle, fuck you in your cunting fuckface you fucking third division cunt!
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby the flying pig » Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:16 pm

Leeds are very well supported amongst Scarborough locals, I've noticed this before.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Man Called Sun » Fri Jul 28, 2017 3:34 pm

Excellent stuff from Liverpool's Egyptologist:



They look about average to me.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Jul 28, 2017 4:04 pm

If you're ever in Napoli check out the Secret Room in the museum. Flying cocks, goats fucking little boys, huge bollard-size dicks that the wife couldn't keep her hands off...
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Jul 30, 2017 9:26 am

How to give a turtle a lob-on. The advice you've no doubt all been waiting for.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Man Called Sun » Sun Jul 30, 2017 4:59 pm

Blackwhite wrote:If you're ever in Napoli check out the Secret Room in the museum. Flying cocks, goats fucking little boys, huge bollard-size dicks that the wife couldn't keep her hands off...

:thumbl:
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Aug 02, 2017 4:57 pm

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby eric olthwaite » Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:43 pm



So, er, he had a wank in the Asda car park because he had pins and needles in his leg?

Righto. :study:
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:55 pm

"I was rubbing my leg to get the feeling back, and one thing led to another."



I'm only surprised his hand didn't reject him.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Aug 06, 2017 12:20 pm

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby the flying pig » Sun Aug 06, 2017 12:51 pm



Nice understatement in "gone wrong".

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Aug 06, 2017 1:06 pm

Was gonna go with 'Leeds fans lives the dream'.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.


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