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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Aug 25, 2018 7:58 am

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby eric olthwaite » Thu Oct 25, 2018 6:28 pm

Well, not perversions exactly, but the vexed subject of tupping with the painters in.

Here’s an article about attitudes to menstruation worldwide. Apparently the Baul people in India require the woman to ride the bloke til she comes, whilst she’s on the blob, but the bloke isn’t allowed to shoot.

I dunno, all sounds like a bit too much effort to me.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Nov 24, 2018 9:43 am

Oldie but goodie. People of Sheffield: Know Your Limits.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Nov 25, 2018 1:24 pm

Mustafaster wrote:
the flying pig wrote:on eric's b), yeah, one of the few blessings of having revolving doors for coaching staff, any guilty parties will be long gone.

it might have been nice for the club to say that it was going to launch a thorough own-initiative review of its own, though off the top of my head I'm not sure how good an idea that would be if a criminal investigation is in the offing.

Don't think that's a brilliant idea meself. The club investigating itself isn't the way forward.
Looks like there will be some kind of investigation similar to Yewtree.
Best to just cooperate as fully and openly as possible with that .
Agree the tone of the statement could have been better worded.
What a fuckin mess English football is in.
The FA us not fit for purpose.


On the still-unanswered questions about that dodgy cunt Gradi.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby the flying pig » Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:49 pm

Blackwhite wrote:Oldie but goodie. People of Sheffield: Know Your Limits.


i very much doubt he'd find a used car in the WC2 postcode area that'd be so much cheaper than in sheffield that it'd cover his travel & accommodation costs & be worth his while.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:49 am

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Jan 02, 2019 10:47 am

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby OWETB » Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:06 pm

Blackwhite wrote:"unlucky".


In whose world is that a sexual perversion?

You fucking wrongun.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:03 pm

OWETB wrote:
Blackwhite wrote:"unlucky".


In whose world is that a sexual perversion?

You fucking wrongun.
well, the first time, maybe you're right...


I think the Australian Immigration Board have a bespoke ad just for you, with some hipster dude slipping into a backstreet dunny for a cash only testicular infla(mma)tion.

Like Botox for bollocks. Sid James to Zayn Malik.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:26 pm

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Mustafaster » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:40 am

Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Andymac-47 » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:47 am

His face doesn't ring a bell!

Andymac

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:54 pm

Mustafaster wrote:https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46800188
I've had worse.

My name is Buck...
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby eric olthwaite » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:10 pm

Mustafaster wrote:https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46800188
I've had worse.


Fascinating social/biological experiment, to be fair, and one that might otherwise be quite hard to get approval for. Hope the kid turns out ok.


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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby eric olthwaite » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:26 am



Wonder what they were chanting? Be great if it was ‘You’re shit, and you know you are’.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby dirty leeds » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:55 am

'All spies are we'?

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby JimbobMaloney » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:05 pm

They only went back to check twice! :lol:

I wonder if they called the police before or after they stood watching for half an hour.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Andymac-47 » Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:06 pm

What the fuck is wrong with some people. Could have went with on the Cunts thread.

Andymac

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:50 pm

^^^

Mohamed Bin-dun.
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