SimonB wrote:A HOSPITAL builder has been sacked after being caught having sex with a Henry the hoover.
The Polish contractor â€“ who was supposed to be locking up the site â€“ was found naked and on his knees with the smiling cleaner in the staff canteen.
Shocked ... after the session
A horrified security guard at Great Ormond Street Childrenâ€™s Hospital told him to â€œclean himself and the hooverâ€ before kicking him out.
The shameless builder later told bosses he was vacuuming his underwear â€“ â€œa common practice in Polandâ€.
His firm were refurbishing admin offices 100 yards from the hospital in central London.
An insider said: â€œThe guard who found him said he was groaning louder than the hoover.â€
HG Construction, based in Hitchin, Herts, said: â€œThat behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh.â€
Comic Russell Brand, 32, has also admitted to a session with a vacuum when he was 14.
He said: â€œI saw Henry sat there, he was looking at me. Now whenever I hear that name, I have a guilty little smile.â€
Last year Chris Donald admitted bonking CARS in the West Country, and Karl Watkins used to romp with PAVEMENTS in Redditch, Worcs.
Well I suppose this is all more normal than having sex with a goat
plenty of vaseline, or so I am told......Patrick-Hong Kong wrote:During 1978-80 I was working in the operating theatres in Jimmy's as an ODO and I did see a couple of vegetable incidents but never a vaccum appliance.
Actually, since working there I've always had a fear of getting bowel problems and having to have a sigmoidoscope slipped in the back door...makes me fucking cringe just thinking about it.
burnleyinexile wrote:My mate was an A & E nurse for a while and he says people come in with some really unusual things inserted in varios orifices. Tut tut, I don't know what the worlds coming to.
Usually I'd have suspected a bit of an 'urban myth' going on, but a few of her colleagues at work confirmed it.
Polish undies guru Jerzy Marciniak said: â€œWe have not heard of this.â€
SimonB wrote:Polish undies guru Jerzy Marciniak
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