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You can see why it he got radgy with the girls however I'm guessing the defining issue is that he is a cyclist so by definition is a cunt?
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AndyPaul wrote:
Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:34 am
You can see why it he got radgy with the girls however I'm guessing the defining issue is that he is a cyclist so by definition is a cunt?
Fuck off! I'm a cunt for many reasons, but being a cyclist isn't one of them :D
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Matt White wrote:
Thu Sep 29, 2022 9:13 am
Fuck off! I'm a cunt for many reasons, but being a cyclist isn't one of them :D
If you're a cyclist then it probably is one of the many reasons you're a cunt I'm afraid, you just haven't realised it yet :lol: I stopped cycling the 5KM I have to work after 2-3 attempts years ago, started to walk instead, was the only way prevent myself from killing one of the "Tour de France" dressed cunts. :cheers:
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jackos wrote:
Thu Sep 29, 2022 6:01 pm
Matt White wrote:
Thu Sep 29, 2022 9:13 am
Fuck off! I'm a cunt for many reasons, but being a cyclist isn't one of them :D
If you're a cyclist then it probably is one of the many reasons you're a cunt I'm afraid, you just haven't realised it yet :lol: I stopped cycling the 5KM I have to work after 2-3 attempts years ago, started to walk instead, was the only way prevent myself from killing one of the "Tour de France" dressed cunts. :cheers:
i got called a 'fucking cunt' by a jogger for cycling past him on a path.

joggers are cunts.

i'm also a jogger once a week.
increasing doubt, decreasing hope, even my imaginary friend went and changed his mind.
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Quiffy wrote:
Thu Sep 29, 2022 7:40 pm
i'm also a jogger once a week.
You don't drives buses or a Taxi as well do you? :bounce:
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jackos wrote:
Thu Sep 29, 2022 8:08 pm
Quiffy wrote:
Thu Sep 29, 2022 7:40 pm
i'm also a jogger once a week.
You don't drives buses or a Taxi as well do you? :bounce:
ermmmm no.
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jackos wrote:
Thu Sep 29, 2022 6:01 pm
Matt White wrote:
Thu Sep 29, 2022 9:13 am
Fuck off! I'm a cunt for many reasons, but being a cyclist isn't one of them :D
If you're a cyclist then it probably is one of the many reasons you're a cunt I'm afraid, you just haven't realised it yet :lol: I stopped cycling the 5KM I have to work after 2-3 attempts years ago, started to walk instead, was the only way prevent myself from killing one of the "Tour de France" dressed cunts. :cheers:
I am on a one-man crusade not to cycle cuntily. Actually stopping at red lights etc. It ain't gonna change anyone's perception of them/us but you gotta do what you gotta do.
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When I used to cycle commute daily in London I did a couple of experiments: one day absolutely bang it, jump every light etc; then the next day just go chill mode, take it easy.

Given the constraints of traffic and sequence of lights and so on, it seemed to average a 3-4 minute saving on a 30 minute journey. Ended up thinking why bother, especially if all you’re doing is getting to work a couple of minutes earlier.
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Matt White wrote:
Fri Sep 30, 2022 7:14 am
jackos wrote:
Thu Sep 29, 2022 6:01 pm
Matt White wrote:
Thu Sep 29, 2022 9:13 am
Fuck off! I'm a cunt for many reasons, but being a cyclist isn't one of them :D
If you're a cyclist then it probably is one of the many reasons you're a cunt I'm afraid, you just haven't realised it yet :lol: I stopped cycling the 5KM I have to work after 2-3 attempts years ago, started to walk instead, was the only way prevent myself from killing one of the "Tour de France" dressed cunts. :cheers:
I am on a one-man crusade not to cycle cuntily. Actually stopping at red lights etc. It ain't gonna change anyone's perception of them/us but you gotta do what you gotta do.
I achieve this by not cycling at all.
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Where to start?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/ ... ema-malang

The firing of tear gas? Restricting sales, but managing still to exceed capacity? Ignorance of a request to change the kick off time? Giving a shit that 10 police cars had been damaged?

Crowd safety may be boring, but if it’s not done properly, people die. The solution is not to ‘ban fans’, like it’s their ‘fault’. It’s for the organisers to do their fucking jobs, and remember the first objective is to make sure everyone who turns up, gets home.
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My daughter’s friend works for BUPA. She gets free healthcare, and she wasn’t well, so she went to her BUPA appointed consultant who signed her off work for a couple of weeks. BUPA HR sent her a written warning because she’d exceeded her number of allowable sick days.

That all seems, uh, normal.
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https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-63115171.amp

How actually fuckin stupid do you need to be, to be a Tory plod?
Well, if you manage to get below the bar you can get to be the boss.
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Melon Usk, what a stupid prick.

First he reckons Ukraine should just cede Crimea and ask nicely about other occupied regions.

He mysteriously cuts Ukraine’s access to Starlink.

Then he reckons Taiwan should invite China round for tea and accept a nice power sharing agreement.

Is this all bollocks trying to suck up to dodgy regimes to prop up Tesla so he can afford to buy Twitter? Fucking dangerous stupid cunt.
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Not-so-subtle advice to Elon Musk, stupid-in-charge

https://www.theverge.com/2022/10/28/234 ... moderation
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Devi wrote:
Sat Oct 29, 2022 8:22 am
Not-so-subtle advice to Elon Musk, stupid-in-charge

https://www.theverge.com/2022/10/28/234 ... moderation
Aye, a stupid bollocks will learn a very public lesson at great personal financial cost. He’ll come away from it thinking everyone else is wrong and that’s when he’ll consider standing for president because it’s the only way he thinks he can change everything to suit himself.

And all the people who are the victims of violence instigated through social media (like Paul Pelosi) or who end their own lives after targeted harassment will just be irrelevant collateral on his personal journey.
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eric olthwaite wrote:
Sat Oct 29, 2022 10:11 am
Devi wrote:
Sat Oct 29, 2022 8:22 am
Not-so-subtle advice to Elon Musk, stupid-in-charge

https://www.theverge.com/2022/10/28/234 ... moderation
Aye, a stupid bollocks will learn a very public lesson at great personal financial cost. He’ll come away from it thinking everyone else is wrong and that’s when he’ll consider standing for president because it’s the only way he thinks he can change everything to suit himself.

And all the people who are the victims of violence instigated through social media (like Paul Pelosi) or who end their own lives after targeted harassment will just be irrelevant collateral on his personal journey.
Elon Musk and Kanye West, dream ticket.
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Devi wrote:
Sat Oct 29, 2022 8:22 am

Aye, a stupid bollocks will learn a very public lesson at great personal financial cost. He’ll come away from it thinking everyone else is wrong and that’s when he’ll consider standing for president because it’s the only way he thinks he can change everything to suit himself.
He can’t stand for President, not before Australia becomes a Republic. He’s hopefully overplayed his hand for a change this time though, unfortunately he is so wealthy that it won’t really matter too much what happens to Twitter. It’s reported they’re going to fire 7000 employees to improve profitability, but whichever way you look at he’s overpaid for the company. He’ll probably end up selling to The NY Times for a couple of billion in 2-3 years time.
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jackos wrote:
Sat Oct 29, 2022 11:11 am
Devi wrote:
Sat Oct 29, 2022 8:22 am

Aye, a stupid bollocks will learn a very public lesson at great personal financial cost. He’ll come away from it thinking everyone else is wrong and that’s when he’ll consider standing for president because it’s the only way he thinks he can change everything to suit himself.
He can’t stand for President, not before Australia becomes a Republic. He’s hopefully overplayed his hand for a change this time though, unfortunately he is so wealthy that it won’t really matter too much what happens to Twitter. It’s reported they’re going to fire 7000 employees to improve profitability, but whichever way you look at he’s overpaid for the company. He’ll probably end up selling to The NY Times for a couple of billion in 2-3 years time.
You wonder how much longer these platforms will remain A Thing.
All tech has a shelf life and the platforms maybe among the shortest.
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Mustafaster wrote:
Sat Oct 29, 2022 11:25 am
You wonder how much longer these platforms will remain A Thing.
All tech has a shelf life and the platforms maybe among the shortest.
Aye. Meta stock is down 70% this year, while Zuckerberg plays in is Metaverse and the u25 have moved on to other platforms.
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I saw an interesting comment from Musk - he said he was looking into the idea of a single ‘do everything’ app like WeChat in China. Apparently it’s social media but you can pay bills, book train tickets etc.

But he’s genuinely too fucking stupid to comprehend that this only works in an absolute authoritarian state. Berk.
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