It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

[Blackwhite]

The first person in the UK to catch the new bird flu strain is called Alan Gosling.

[AndyPaul]

The SAGE has done a study and it finds people are more likely to catch covid going out to do their weekly shop than doing their shop online.

Fuck my life. They probably spent 500k on this.

[eric olthwaite]

Novac Djokovic is the first player ever to get knocked out of a grand slam tournament after only missing 2 shots.

[Blackwhite]

Liar, Cunt, or both?

[Trumper]

Liar, Cunt, or both?

I’d back both. Bullshits his way through injuries so no surprise here. Last year he asked if we could waive quarantine time for him. This is the bloke who thinks he can detoxify water and food through his mind and prayer. Connects with trees like in Avatar. Basically a fucking idiot

[Blackwhite]

I read he believes in telekinesis and telepathy etc., in which case he can read the collective consciousness and will himself to fuck off. Instead his whining prick father acts like he's imprisoned by anything other than his own appeal. Some families are just, well.

[Oheddieeddie]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-60050996

Stupid fucking cow

[the flying pig]

the boy has Covid like symptoms (bad cough) and just tested positive (LF) a month after having it (LF & PCR), wtf.

[Blackwhite]

And so the Tau Digamma Rho variant takes hold

[FredFlintstone]

the boy has Covid like symptoms (bad cough) and just tested positive (LF) a month after having it (LF & PCR), wtf.

Maybe it hadn't shifted and it's the same infection? Seems odd that he could get it again so fast. Or did he have Delta then Omicron maybe (or t'other way round)?

[Devi]

Mad that the pandemic started and ended with a bat out of hell

@colmtobin on Twatter

[eric olthwaite]

Mrs O really pretty unwell, feel sure it’s covid going by symptoms. No impact on her sense of smell but she didn’t have that first time round, either. Three lateral flows negative so going for a drive by PCR in a sec. I’m completely fine, so far. It’s a tedious twat, all of this.

[Wakefield White]

Ive read that to pick up the omicron variant on lateral flow you really need to do the throat swab, I know some tests don't require it. Anyway PCR will let you know, hope she's on the mend soon!

[Blackwhite]

I've been taking a quick swab in my throat before the nasal since before Xmas, WW giving good advice here

[eric olthwaite]

Oh dear, never mind, eh?

[Blackwhite]

Crosspost NHS thread... and do we have a fraud by tory mates thread?

[the flying pig]

the worst thing you'll read today.

[jackos]

the worst thing you'll read today.

Jesus, his bio read's

TV guy. Twitter leftists call me an "Ammosexual." I tweet what you think but are too afraid to say. #NYPD once upon a time, wannabe cowboy now.

I had to look up ammosexual, and I've concluded that as a lefty I'd call him a right cunt.

[dirty leeds]

Well, he's 'supposed' to be saying that Magic is an immuno-compromised fella so probably needs to protect himself from Covid more than kids at school [who'll probs be alright].
But he's not immuno-compromised after treatment for HIV [as I understand it].
So the guy is still wrong, even from his own arse-wipe position.

[Blackwhite]

Well, he's 'supposed' to be saying that Magic is an immuno-compromised fella so probably needs to protect himself from Covid more than kids at school [who'll probs be alright].
But he's not immuno-compromised after treatment for HIV [as I understand it].
So the guy is still wrong, even from his own arse-wipe position.

Arse covering for the original evil comment at worst, factually wrong as you point out at best. Cunt either way given the burden of evidence but I suppose we'd best wait for the reportzzzzzzzzzzz