It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:15 am

The first person in the UK to catch the new bird flu strain is called Alan Gosling.


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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

Postby AndyPaul » Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:29 am

The SAGE has done a study and it finds people are more likely to catch covid going out to do their weekly shop than doing their shop online.

Fuck my life. They probably spent 500k on this.

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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

Postby eric olthwaite » Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:47 pm

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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Jan 08, 2022 11:01 pm

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

Postby Trumper » Sat Jan 08, 2022 11:20 pm

Blackwhite wrote:Liar, Cunt, or both?

I’d back both. Bullshits his way through injuries so no surprise here. Last year he asked if we could waive quarantine time for him. This is the bloke who thinks he can detoxify water and food through his mind and prayer. Connects with trees like in Avatar. Basically a fucking idiot

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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Jan 08, 2022 11:48 pm

I read he believes in telekinesis and telepathy etc., in which case he can read the collective consciousness and will himself to fuck off. Instead his whining prick father acts like he's imprisoned by anything other than his own appeal. Some families are just, well.
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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

Postby the flying pig » Fri Jan 21, 2022 8:31 am

the boy has Covid like symptoms (bad cough) and just tested positive (LF) a month after having it (LF & PCR), wtf.

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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Jan 21, 2022 8:33 am

And so the Tau Digamma Rho variant takes hold
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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

Postby FredFlintstone » Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:13 pm

the flying pig wrote:the boy has Covid like symptoms (bad cough) and just tested positive (LF) a month after having it (LF & PCR), wtf.


Maybe it hadn't shifted and it's the same infection? :scratch: Seems odd that he could get it again so fast. Or did he have Delta then Omicron maybe (or t'other way round)?
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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

Postby Devi » Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:37 pm

Mad that the pandemic started and ended with a bat out of hell

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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

Postby eric olthwaite » Sun Jan 23, 2022 11:57 am

Mrs O really pretty unwell, feel sure it’s covid going by symptoms. No impact on her sense of smell but she didn’t have that first time round, either. Three lateral flows negative so going for a drive by PCR in a sec. I’m completely fine, so far. It’s a tedious twat, all of this.
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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

Postby Wakefield White » Sun Jan 23, 2022 12:28 pm

Ive read that to pick up the omicron variant on lateral flow you really need to do the throat swab, I know some tests don't require it. Anyway PCR will let you know, hope she's on the mend soon!

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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Jan 23, 2022 12:54 pm

I've been taking a quick swab in my throat before the nasal since before Xmas, WW giving good advice here
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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

Postby eric olthwaite » Sun Jan 23, 2022 11:56 pm

Oh dear, never mind, eh?

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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Feb 02, 2022 7:29 am

Crosspost NHS thread... and do we have a fraud by tory mates thread?

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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

Postby the flying pig » Wed Feb 02, 2022 10:27 am

the worst thing you'll read today.


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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

Postby jackos » Wed Feb 02, 2022 10:43 am

the flying pig wrote:the worst thing you'll read today.


Jesus, his bio read's

TV guy. Twitter leftists call me an "Ammosexual." I tweet what you think but are too afraid to say. #NYPD once upon a time, wannabe cowboy now.


I had to look up ammosexual, and I've concluded that as a lefty I'd call him a right cunt.
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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

Postby dirty leeds » Wed Feb 02, 2022 10:48 am

Well, he's 'supposed' to be saying that Magic is an immuno-compromised fella so probably needs to protect himself from Covid more than kids at school [who'll probs be alright].
But he's not immuno-compromised after treatment for HIV [as I understand it].
So the guy is still wrong, even from his own arse-wipe position.
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Re: It's the End of The Squareball As We Know It Coronavirus Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Feb 02, 2022 11:12 am

dirty leeds wrote:Well, he's 'supposed' to be saying that Magic is an immuno-compromised fella so probably needs to protect himself from Covid more than kids at school [who'll probs be alright].
But he's not immuno-compromised after treatment for HIV [as I understand it].
So the guy is still wrong, even from his own arse-wipe position.

Arse covering for the original evil comment at worst, factually wrong as you point out at best. Cunt either way given the burden of evidence but I suppose we'd best wait for the reportzzzzzzzzzzz
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